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I recently became a cool ninja myself. I started my training before I went on vacation and while I was there I completed my ultimate ninja task. Then I ripped off a monsterous guitar riff and killed three whales that were in the ocean. Then I flipped out and jumped off the 3rd story deck onto a wild horse and road out to the ocean, jumped onto and landed with my grappling hook on the pirate ship and killed everyone with my ninja sword. Then I ran along the water and met an ancient ninja who gave me my ultimate ninja sword and my ultimate ninjas cloths and my ultimate ninja other stuff too. So if you mess with me you will now know that I posess real ultimate power of the ninja. Ninjas are the coolest.
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