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The ninja's second weapon was a guitar. It is perfect because it was cool and could play loud music. They would play music and kill people with their guitar. One time I heard that a some guy yelled at a ninja for playing his Stratocaster and the ninja jumped up and impaled him with the neck of the guitar. Then he used the sinews from the corpse as guitar strings and used them for 40 concerts, no more no less. Sometimes even two ninjas would duel using guitars. Sometimes ninjas would rip off such a sweet riff that there would be an earthquake and it would kill everyone near them. Ninjas favorite riffs were usually heavy metal.
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